Who doesnt like the odd bit of fan mail? I certainly do. I often get a fair wack of it and on the whole it is lovely. Yeah there is the odd drawing of me being gangbanged by squids but thats ok. Harmless. Anyway I thought I would share some with of the emails/social media messages I get. If nothing else to make you smile.
I have loads more but for now enjoy these. They are the shorter ones. I have essays.
<3 x
Beautiful!!!! xxx
You where made in His fathers image? I never realised that Jesus’s dad was so hot……r
You where made in His fathers image? I never realised that Jesus’s dad was so hot……
Thank you for the smiles KK.
You have a varied bunch of fans I see.
Send them soap to wash the filth off their fingertips as they type such notes.
Xx
“You where made in His fathers image? I never realised that Jesus’s dad was so hot……”
Obviously, Jesus’ dad has big boobs. Like any bloke, if we had boobs we would never leave the house. Explains, why no one has seen God around for a while!
I wish I’d said that (all the above, plus comments). These did bring a smile, as do you yourself. You bring joy & fun wherever you go. So, to the spreaders of ‘God’s Opinion’ everywhere…
Bite me.
…a fan for years.