I cant say I am sorry. I have lied numerous times. Numerous times. I have lied and for the most part no one has ever found out. I am not …
Business of Burlesque
Join Me In Class Online!
Limited to only 10 place I am teaching my amazing Business of Burlesque class on 29th March at 7pm (GMT). This online group class is perfect for burlesque performers new …
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That B*tch Aint Doing Better Than You
Yeah another click baity title but this was actually a term overheard in the dressing room last week. I hate the term bitch used to put down another (can we …
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How To Not Give A F*ck
Its official I give not one proverbial poo about a lot of what people think about me. Ok so that isnt entirely true but it is something I aspire to …
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Burlesque Knock Backs – Thick n Fast
Tis the season of rejection. Tis the time of ignored emails and lack of gigs. I am not going to fluff it up, even after all these years as a …
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Your Burlesque Backstory Is Your Backbone
We see time and time again our celebrity heroes posting images or talking about their awesome ‘blessed’ lives and we buy into it. We see them effortlessly gliding into the …
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Your burlesque teacher may not be teaching you burlesque
Just saying. Ok this is gonna cause some ruffled feathers, be they chicken or ostrich but its pretty much come to a head for me. I have had it with …
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Morality Mortality
NB this is only mildly burlesque related and I hate to say it, please take caution when reading. There are deliberately no photos with this article. As a silent protest …
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Rape-tour of Applause?!
TRIGGER WARNING. Contains rape, sexual assault and a whole heap of angry shit. See how quick it was to make a shite pun about rape? Yeah welcome to the modern …
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Cheap Isnt Always Wrong In Costume
We all wish we could spunk endless amounts of money on our costumes. We want to emulate those dizzy heights of fame with swarovski rhinestones dripping off our bodies, douse …
