Budget Like a Burlesque Star: Keeping the Sparkle Without Going Skint
Let’s be real, darlings: rhinestones cost money, gigs aren’t always steady (are they ever), and there’s nothing glam about being skint because of poor show/money choices. If you’re a UK-based burlesque performer, managing your income is as important as perfecting your shimmy. Let’s talk cold, hard cash—how to earn it, budget it, and make it work for you (even when you’re not on stage).
1. Budgeting 101: Why Even a Queen Needs a Plan
You know how a burlesque act is carefully choreographed? Your money needs the same treatment. Here’s how to start:
- Know Your Incomings and Outgoings
Write down every penny you earn (yes, even that random £50 from a private gig last month) and where it’s coming from. Then, list your expenses: costumes, travel, studio hire, glitter (so much glitter). If you’re not tracking, you’re probably losing. - Pay Yourself First
Treat yourself like a business—because you are one. Set aside at least 20% of your income for savings. Yes, even if it’s just enough for one cheeky gin and tonic right now, it adds up over time. You will have tax to pay too so dont get used to thinking thats ‘your’ money. - The Gigs Won’t Last Forever Fund
A busted heel or a surprise lockdown (remember that?) can halt your income faster than a missed beat. Build an emergency fund with 3–6 months’ worth of expenses to stay fabulous even when times are tough.
2. Tax: The Less Glamorous Bit
You’re self-employed, so don’t forget your taxes. That’s 20% for basic-rate income tax (after your £12,570 tax-free allowance) plus national insurance contributions. Set aside 30% of every payment you get to avoid a panic when HMRC comes knocking. Because nothing says “buzzkill” like a late penalty.
3. Passive Income: Earning While You Sleep (or Glitter Bomb a Stage)
Passive income is money you earn without actively working for it—think royalties, ad revenue, or online sales. It’s the perfect backup plan for when gigs are slow. Here’s how you can create your own passive income streams:
- Sell Digital Products
Got a talent for costume-making or choreography? Create e-books, patterns, or tutorials. Once they’re online, they can keep earning for you. - Merchandise Magic
Sell prints, pins, or even cheeky branded pasties. Every sale helps, and it builds your brand too. - Monetise Your Content
Platforms like Patreon or OnlyFans (doesnt have to be adult stuff) allow fans to support your work directly. Offer behind-the-scenes content, exclusive acts, or Q&A sessions. You’ll be surprised at how loyal your audience can be. - Invest Like a Grown-Up
Got a bit of extra cash? Learn the basics of investing. Stocks, shares, and bonds might not sound sexy, but dividends can add some sparkle to your bank account.
4. Treat Yo’Self, but Don’t Wreck Yo’Self
Yes, burlesque is an expensive hobby turned career, and you deserve to look fabulous. But do you really need another custom corset right now? Prioritise spending on things that add value to your career (like marketing or professional photoshoots) over impulse buys.
5. Be a Bargain-Hunting Babe
- Second-Hand Steals: Facebook groups, Vinted, Depop and eBay are havens for preloved costumes. Someone else’s old feathers could be your next showstopper.
- DIY Delights: Learn to rhinestone your own gear. It’s cheaper, and let’s face it—no one can bedazzle your bits like you can. Buy sparkles in the Jan sale as once Christmas is over they are cheaper.
6. Keep Your Gig Calendar Full
No gigs, no glitter, no income. Make sure your marketing game is as strong as your on-stage persona:
- Keep your website and socials updated.
- Network at events and stay active in performer groups.
- Diversify your gigs—corporate events, weddings, teaching workshops, and festivals are all opportunities to get paid.
HINT HINT now is a good time to think about booking my Business of Burlesque workshop!
Final Word: Be Fabulously Frugal
Budgeting isn’t about being stingy; it’s about giving yourself the freedom to focus on what you love—performing. A bit of planning now can keep you dazzling on stage for years to come. And remember, darlings: the real magic isn’t in the glitter; it’s in making every pound work for you.
Now go forth, budget like a boss, and keep that sparkle alive! 💋
