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Apple Cart Festival

At the Apple Cart Festival. Look out for me.

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'rhinestoned wrecking ball of #burlesque #mermaid #firebreather #dopaminedressing
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Meet @keri_gold_ . We met years ago in Manchester

Meet @keri_gold_ . We met years ago in Manchester at an exhibition and this queen shut down the stage! Haha Anyway here we are post show from @swingingdownunder at @penthouse.playrooms. she is still the magnificent being I've adored all these years. Sensational pole artiste. Hands down wow. #poledancer #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #pineapplelife #pineapple

Don't you lay in your suitcase post show?! @keri_g

Don't you lay in your suitcase post show?! @keri_gold_ and I did a stinking good show for @swingingdownunder at @penthouse.playrooms . Spicy nights are fun as it's so respectful and everyone cheers wildly for you. Can't wait to come back. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #inkedgirls #pinapplelife

Lemme tell ya about last night?! Oh wait I can't.

Lemme tell ya about last night?! Oh wait I can't. It's a spicy event. Big love to @swingingdownunder who always let me bring my glamorous self to the stage to shake my thing. They also run some of the most sensational events I've had the privilege of being at. I even signed a boob. Anyway. Big love to @penthouse.playrooms for their epic staff and venue. They make the job entirely easy. Fact. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #inkedgirls #pineapplelife #penthouseplayrooms

This bag contains all the goodies. My mates @wicke

This bag contains all the goodies. My mates @wicked_retro_accessories sell this and I bloody adore it. If you were at @parischantilly show @doncasterlittletheatre you'd have seen just how much it fits:
An Ed Hardy mug (and tea bag)
A pair of stockings in their box
A camera and lens
A corset
2 chocolate bars
1 can of @lidlgb lentil soup (the best ever and I'll fight you for it)
And my dignity. I think the photographer was @graceelkinsnaps but my brain is tired so if not, I'm sorry. Enjoy #burlesquedancer #burlesquehost #stagehost #stageperformer #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #inkedgirls

What can I say it's been a wild ride for 2024. I w

What can I say it's been a wild ride for 2024. I wrote a book that was a top seller on Amazon, launched a podcast, travelled, performed and fire danced for so many shows. Here's to another year self employed in the unforgiving creative world. #2024 #reflection #selfawareness #burlesque #contentcreator #writer #published #awardwinning #selfemployed #khandiekhisses #khandiekisses #entertainer #fashionista #midsizeblogger #tattooed

Just out here ensuring 2024 ends as it started wit

Just out here ensuring 2024 ends as it started with mirror selfies. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #inkedgirls

Christmas is a tricky time for so many. Be it fina

Christmas is a tricky time for so many. Be it financially a struggle, expectations from loved ones and unloved ones. Horrible situations and loneliness of no situation. I hope you find some solace and some smile at least. My inbox is there to communicate with privately, I'm not the biggest lover of the fake happiness surrounding this day but I know for many it's their only choice to get through. I hope you're safe. I hope you know people will miss you so don't let the dark thoughts win. I hope you see tomorrow with us and the new year and more. #merrychristmas #mentalhealth #mentalhealthawareness #domesticviolence #dontsufferinsilence

Hey up chuck. Tis I from the toilets of Christmas

Hey up chuck. Tis I from the toilets of Christmas past! Corporate performances again. Well twice in the same day. I've a few more before the year is out. I haven't even sorted out my Christmas dinner. Pray as I tackle the shops tomorrow. Body armour on I'm sure. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #inkedgirls #britishburlesque #corporateentertainment #corporategig

🎄🤯Greetings from the toilets. Corporate gigs

🎄🤯Greetings from the toilets. Corporate gigs are paying my way this festive season. Nice money but few people back stage 😭 Wangled my tooshie to 2 x @michaelbuble medleys at the clients request. My feet hurt. My thick tights are serving. The pout is pouty. Rock on the other gigs before the 2nd Jan.... I wish I drank caffeine. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #inkedgirls #thickfit #corporateentertaigigs #christmasentertainment #midlands #northampton

Went to Poland and shot some stuff. Turns out I'm

Went to Poland and shot some stuff. Turns out I'm still pretty decent. My grouping was tight. I'm going back as the range has everything you can imagine. I only shoot on the range. The last time being over a year. Anyway the range owner was impressed so that makes me smile #rangeshoot #liveammo #girlswhoshoot

I wrote a book. It sold so much it was top seller

I wrote a book. It sold so much it was top seller on Amazon. I'm proud. It's not burlesque related but I'm sharing it here. I have signed so many now. I love when people ask me to . #proud

Not iconic but close enough today. #burlesque #

Not iconic but close enough today. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #inkedgirls

Y'all know you secretly want a pink gorilla. I see

Y'all know you secretly want a pink gorilla. I see you eyeing up my pink fuzzy arms and booty. 🤣 Performing this act is pushing into it's 16th year. A few updates and costume tweaks for sure. #gorillacostume #burlesquedancer #burlesque #burlyq #burlesqueperformer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #backstage #showgirl #entertainer

Went out. Posed in the bog mirror. Life goal for w

Went out. Posed in the bog mirror. Life goal for wednesday marked off. Flares and top both @riverisland Toilets @vandb_northampton ootduk #ootdinspiration #ootdfash #ootdbloggers #ootdinspo #ootdlovers #ootdcurvy #fashionblogger #fashionista #northantsbloggers #northantsblogger #colourfulstyle #colourfulfashion #clashingcolours #midlandsblogger #dopaminedressing #midsizestyle

I actually have a tattoo of a green bottle of elix

I actually have a tattoo of a green bottle of elixir on my arm. I'm an uber @wickedmovie fan. I've seen @wicked_musical around 24 times. Anyway I'm booked first showing in the morning to watch it.
Solo date. #wicked #glindathegoodwitch #glinda #elphaba #shizz

🤩Slinking about backstage. Well playing da fool

🤩Slinking about backstage. Well playing da fool. In my sassy wench era. How's your Sunday? Are we doing roast dinner later? You're cooking right? 📍@doncasterlittletheatre for @burlesquewithparis #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #backstage #ukentertainment #host #compere

My mum says you can come for dinner if your mum sa

My mum says you can come for dinner if your mum says it's ok. Lying! My mum isn't in my life..bring vodka. My trauma makes me funny. Taken backstage @burlesquewithparis for her show. Your performers make my heart happy. I love your beaming faces and beautiful bottoms. Viva La Burlesque Beauts. A special mention to my girl @parischantilly who performed a beautiful memorial and tribute act to a friend no longer onstage with us but never out of our limelight. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #backstage #hourglassshape #doncaster #tattooed #inkedgirls #host #entertainer #burlyq

Happy Halloween my little pumpkins. Happy samhain

Happy Halloween my little pumpkins. Happy samhain my loves. Enjoy photos from the time I accidentally waterboarded myself for my art. 10 out 10 don't recommend. Last photo is when my neighbours almost called the police because of a weirdo in the garden. That was me. #happyhalloween #happysamhain #happyhalloween🎃 #selfportrait #halloweeninspo #halloweencostume #burlyq #burlessque #burlesquedancer

Nothing to post so enjoy my face. Performing for t

Nothing to post so enjoy my face. Performing for the corporate scene has ramped up. It's beginning to look a lot like Buble season that's for sure. This is my bonce before I met @sammijefcoate in London at her Collab event. #influencermeetup #dopaminedressing #colourfulstyle #contentcreator #70saesthetic #70shair #retrostyle #colourfulfashion #midsizeblogger #midsizestyle #fashionista #altfashionbloggers

A beautiful friend said to do this as a celebratio

A beautiful friend said to do this as a celebration of her life today and apparently to guide her to visit you again. If you know the story of how I lost Miss Pickles. You'll understand why her loss is still incredibly painful for me. So today I did this. I don't care if you think it's silly. She was my little star. #dialosmuertos #rememberme #lostpet #memorial #diadelosmuertos #petloss #ofrenda

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