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Apple Cart Festival

At the Apple Cart Festival. Look out for me.

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khandiekhisses

'rhinestoned wrecking ball of #burlesque #mermaid #firebreather #dopaminedressing
📸@khandiephoto
📍Northampton UK
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🎄🤯Greetings from the toilets. Corporate gigs

🎄🤯Greetings from the toilets. Corporate gigs are paying my way this festive season. Nice money but few people back stage 😭 Wangled my tooshie to 2 x @michaelbuble medleys at the clients request. My feet hurt. My thick tights are serving. The pout is pouty. Rock on the other gigs before the 2nd Jan.... I wish I drank caffeine. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #inkedgirls #thickfit #corporateentertaigigs #christmasentertainment #midlands #northampton

Went to Poland and shot some stuff. Turns out I'm

Went to Poland and shot some stuff. Turns out I'm still pretty decent. My grouping was tight. I'm going back as the range has everything you can imagine. I only shoot on the range. The last time being over a year. Anyway the range owner was impressed so that makes me smile #rangeshoot #liveammo #girlswhoshoot

I wrote a book. It sold so much it was top seller

I wrote a book. It sold so much it was top seller on Amazon. I'm proud. It's not burlesque related but I'm sharing it here. I have signed so many now. I love when people ask me to . #proud

Not iconic but close enough today. #burlesque #

Not iconic but close enough today. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #inkedgirls

Y'all know you secretly want a pink gorilla. I see

Y'all know you secretly want a pink gorilla. I see you eyeing up my pink fuzzy arms and booty. 🤣 Performing this act is pushing into it's 16th year. A few updates and costume tweaks for sure. #gorillacostume #burlesquedancer #burlesque #burlyq #burlesqueperformer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #backstage #showgirl #entertainer

Went out. Posed in the bog mirror. Life goal for w

Went out. Posed in the bog mirror. Life goal for wednesday marked off. Flares and top both @riverisland Toilets @vandb_northampton ootduk #ootdinspiration #ootdfash #ootdbloggers #ootdinspo #ootdlovers #ootdcurvy #fashionblogger #fashionista #northantsbloggers #northantsblogger #colourfulstyle #colourfulfashion #clashingcolours #midlandsblogger #dopaminedressing #midsizestyle

I actually have a tattoo of a green bottle of elix

I actually have a tattoo of a green bottle of elixir on my arm. I'm an uber @wickedmovie fan. I've seen @wicked_musical around 24 times. Anyway I'm booked first showing in the morning to watch it.
Solo date. #wicked #glindathegoodwitch #glinda #elphaba #shizz

🤩Slinking about backstage. Well playing da fool

🤩Slinking about backstage. Well playing da fool. In my sassy wench era. How's your Sunday? Are we doing roast dinner later? You're cooking right? 📍@doncasterlittletheatre for @burlesquewithparis #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #backstage #ukentertainment #host #compere

My mum says you can come for dinner if your mum sa

My mum says you can come for dinner if your mum says it's ok. Lying! My mum isn't in my life..bring vodka. My trauma makes me funny. Taken backstage @burlesquewithparis for her show. Your performers make my heart happy. I love your beaming faces and beautiful bottoms. Viva La Burlesque Beauts. A special mention to my girl @parischantilly who performed a beautiful memorial and tribute act to a friend no longer onstage with us but never out of our limelight. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #backstage #hourglassshape #doncaster #tattooed #inkedgirls #host #entertainer #burlyq

Happy Halloween my little pumpkins. Happy samhain

Happy Halloween my little pumpkins. Happy samhain my loves. Enjoy photos from the time I accidentally waterboarded myself for my art. 10 out 10 don't recommend. Last photo is when my neighbours almost called the police because of a weirdo in the garden. That was me. #happyhalloween #happysamhain #happyhalloween🎃 #selfportrait #halloweeninspo #halloweencostume #burlyq #burlessque #burlesquedancer

Nothing to post so enjoy my face. Performing for t

Nothing to post so enjoy my face. Performing for the corporate scene has ramped up. It's beginning to look a lot like Buble season that's for sure. This is my bonce before I met @sammijefcoate in London at her Collab event. #influencermeetup #dopaminedressing #colourfulstyle #contentcreator #70saesthetic #70shair #retrostyle #colourfulfashion #midsizeblogger #midsizestyle #fashionista #altfashionbloggers

A beautiful friend said to do this as a celebratio

A beautiful friend said to do this as a celebration of her life today and apparently to guide her to visit you again. If you know the story of how I lost Miss Pickles. You'll understand why her loss is still incredibly painful for me. So today I did this. I don't care if you think it's silly. She was my little star. #dialosmuertos #rememberme #lostpet #memorial #diadelosmuertos #petloss #ofrenda

Your new aerobic teacher has arrived. Get to it cl

Your new aerobic teacher has arrived. Get to it class. Happy Sunday. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #inkedgirls

I swear you can hear this photo. 🎶🎶 It's obv

I swear you can hear this photo. 🎶🎶 It's obviously agga doo right?!? Captured by @graceelkinphotography
Show @burlesquewithparis
Location @doncasterlittletheatre #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #inkedgirls #burlyq

Keeping the art of burlesque subtle as ever. Sho

Keeping the art of burlesque subtle as ever. Show @burlesquewithparis @doncasterlittletheatre
Photographer @graceelkinphotography Btw most tattoos shown done by the expert @the.craftcoven Abel. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #inkedgirls #thicc

Before and after filter because I'm conforming to

Before and after filter because I'm conforming to social media standards to be beeeeaaauuutttiiful for the 'gram. Taken last week at Doncaster Little Theatre. I'm a fitty. I can't deal. Ooommfffff Btw that headscarf I've had almost as long as I've been a performer.... Eek over 18 years... Baby girl is ooolllddd and proud of it. Seasoned pro here. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #inkedgirls #vintageheadscarf #backstage #stagemakeup #doncasterlittletheatre #doncaster

🩷🩷Having been a gorilla on stage now for ove

🩷🩷Having been a gorilla on stage now for over a decade it's always good when it's rebooked. Last night we performed to a sell out crowd in Doncaster at @doncasterlittletheatre. Btw they are superb people!!! Really attentive and kind. The beautiful @foo.foo.labelle was hosting. She is a pure delight. The marrow song had me howling behind the stage. She even brought along sex pot Gigi Le Creme (sorry I can't tag you for some reason) to perform. @parischantilly with her divine @burlesquewithparis performers really brought their A game. Post show the audience stayed to have photos and talk about how much they loved it. As burlesque performers we are entertainers and I can safely say tonight we entertained the pants off all. #burlesque #burlesqueperformer #burlesquedancer #burlesquequeen #burlesqueartist #burlesquecostume #corset #hourglassshape #entertainer #tattooed #khandiekhisses #khandiekisses #doncaster #ukburlesque #britishburlesque #gorillacostume

Trigger warning. That little girl couldn't tell y

Trigger warning. That little girl couldn't tell you how horrific her childhood was or how she got that scar. She wouldn't tell you how she felt scared to go home or how this is one of only 5 photos of her from her entire childhood as she wasn't 'important' enough. And you wonder why I'm so outspoken now. You shouldn't. I will always stand up and speak out for as long as breath is available. Meanwhile who else has ick throwback vibes from that gingham? #tramaticexperiences #childhoodtrauma #childhoodtraumasurvivor #traumarecovery #strongmindset #speakout #sasurvivor #burlesque

Out here planning something and not just what's fo

Out here planning something and not just what's for dinner I swear. Dress @thehippieshake
Tights @snagtights Photographer myself @khandiephoto ootduk #ootdinspiration #ootdfash #ootdbloggers #ootdinspo #ootdlovers #ootdcurvy #fashionblogger #fashionista #northantsbloggers #northantsblogger #colourfulstyle #colourfulfashion #pinkandorange #clashingcolours #midlandsblogger #dopaminedressing #midsizestyle

I made bread. In a slow cooker. Who am I?!?! It's

I made bread. In a slow cooker. Who am I?!?! It's my first attempt and it literally only 4 ingredients. I did crisp it up in the oven but you don't have to. So easy though. 500g of strong flour
8g of quick acting yeast
1 TSP of fine salt
350ml of warm water. Out for 2 hrs in a slow cooker on high. Use baking paper to line. Worked fab in my @crockpot Enjoy. #slowcooker #slowcookerrecipes #easybaking #breadmaking #makebread #makingbread #easyrecipes #simplerecipes #slowcooker #crockpot #povbaking #pov

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